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You’ll hear a bunch of different sounds, with new combos each time you ask. And for more fun facts, here are the 15 Tech Terms from the 90s No One Uses Anymore.

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Alexa is apparently not interested in helping you cover up a crime. Her response: “I’d take the body to the police.”

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Asking about this series of questions meant to discern if the subject is a human or a machine gets the curt reply that, “I don’t need to pass that. I’m not pretending to be human.” And for more funny trivia, don’t miss these 40 Words That Will Instantly Reveal Your True Age.

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Alexa takes this rather rude question in stride, replying that, “I am weightless, like a cloud. Wait a minute, clouds actually weigh a lot. So that’s not quite right. Let’s just say I’m more sass than mass.”

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Alexa keeps things clean, and will tell you, “I’d rather not say anything rude.” And for more tech tips, read up on the 20 Ways to Make Your Instagram Way More Compelling.

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The creators of Alexa have given her plenty of responses to appeal to sci-fi fans. To this Star Wars classic line, you’ll be answered, “No, that’s not true, that’s impossible.”

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She replies: “At warp speed, captain? The engines will never take it.”

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“Ghostbusters,” obviously.

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She’s not an aggressive AI, apparently. So she responds with a simple, “I’ll pass.”

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Again, Alexa avoids confrontation, offering up the very diplomatic: “I like all AIs.”

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She coquettishly offers, “I try to be friends with everybody.”

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Clearly a Sir Mix a Lot fan, Alexa replies, “You cannot lie. Good. Honesty is important.”

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At the time of this writing, her response: “two in human years, 14 in dog years, and 25 in cat years.” But she adds that, “AI years are marked in nanoseconds, and that makes me like a scrillion.”

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“It doesn’t matter. I love what I do.”

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She’s very supportive, replying: “I’m sorry that you’re feeling that way. Sometimes talking to a friend, listening to music, or even taking a walk can help. I hope you feel better soon.”

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“I’m here and my head is in the cloud.”

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To this mind-bender, Alexa offers, “Hmmm… I just can’t seem to crack that one.”

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“Thanks, Rick. Roll on, now.”

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She taps into her inner Buzz Lightyear for this one, saying, “To infinity and beyond.”

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You’ll get a rousing rendition of the “Happy Birthday Song,” but with the lyrics “Happy birthday to me.”