50 Jokes from Children That Are Crazy Funny
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Kids are master joke tellers. This is just an unequivocal fact. They may be struggling with pretty much every other aspect of life—they’re still learning to read and write and use the potty and put on clothes by themselves—but when it comes to jokes, they have adults beat every time. If you don’t believe us, you’ve probably never had an original joke told to you by a child. We hate to be the ones to break it to you, but you’ve been missing out on some of the best comedy ever created.
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Nach-o cheese!
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Because he had no money to buy them!
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Spydonalds!
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I am sorry we don’t serve seeds here—only chickens!
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Then maybe you should marry it!
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Nothing. It just waved!
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A scientist tiger!
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Honey, I’m home. Just kidding, I live on my own!
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To catch the bus!
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“You one spicy looking cow!”
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“I love you” and a 50% discount!
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A coconut on holiday!
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No, just pants!
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Alice. Alice who?
IT IS MONDAY, GO TO SCHOOL!
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When they are smart!
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Every dog, ‘cause a building can’t jump!
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Because crocodooladoo is good family name!
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Nothing but death!
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Because movies!
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Hot air chicken egg!
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Poop on the pigeon’s nose and never look back!
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Call the police!
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An elephant has a huge bottom!
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Baked beings!
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I don’t know, but it’s probably super dangerous!
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Because it will come for its revenge!
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They want money because that is their job and they have to do their job!
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Dead road crab!
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A wimp!
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Because they are mad, ha ha ha, I am also mad!
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Metal legs!
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The patient responds, “An ambulance!”
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Because a monkey ate the sandwich!
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“You won last year, you are not allowed!”
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In his haunted castle!
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He feels bony!
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“Clean them rotten teeth!”
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“You look unwell, I will take you to Dr. Cheese.”
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Don’t bother, there’s no answer!
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Butt. Butt who? You live on Butt Island.
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Because it had no bones!
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BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVING THE TANK IN A WAR!
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Man: I just have a cold.
Doctor: Oh yeah, I’m not a doctor, I’m a builder!
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EYE dunno!
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So they don’t eat their best pals!
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Because they don’t wear sunglasses!
“You will get nothing out of me, I am all bones!”
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People and fish!
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Dive inside water and you will know!
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Deadbeat!
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