80 Food Puns That Are Absolutely Egg-squisite

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Nothing is funnier than a perfectly timed pun . Unfortunately, it can be hard to find the right joke at the right moment. So if you can commit these hilarious food puns to memory, you’re bound to be the life of the party at your next dinner. And once you get your joke in, you can milk it for all it’s worth. See what we did there?

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Use these funny puns the next time you need to make an impression before dinner, during a meal, or whenever you see fit!

  1. You’ll always be my butter half. margouillat photo/Shutterstock
  2. I love you from my head tomatoes. Jirik V / Shutterstock
  3. There’s so mushroom in my heart for you RistoArnaudov/iStock
  4. Lettuce turnip the beet and make a salad. SOMKKU/Shutterstock
  5. Wanna spoon? BonNontawat/Shutterstock
  6. A salt with a deadly weapon. Catarina Belova/Shutterstock
  7. Please romaine calm. Evgeny Karandaev/Shutterstock
  8. You two make a beautiful pear. VIDOK/iStock
  9. I love you very mochi. Atsushi Hirao/Shutterstock
  10. Lettuce celebrate tonight. Paul Pellegrino/Shutterstock
  11. I’m berry excited to see you. Julia Metkalova/Shutterstock
  12. Let’s taco bout it. carlosrojas20/iStock
  13. You butter back off, pal. Africa Studio/Shutterstock
  14. I hope you have an egg-cellent day. Shutterstock
  15. Gouda luck to you. Chris Curtis/Shutterstock
  16. Y’all bready to go? YesPhotographers/Shutterstock
  17. That doesn’t sound very a peeling. wavebreakmedia/Shutterstock
  18. My heart beets for you. iMarzi/Shutterstock
  19. He’s jalapeño business. ALLEKO/iStock
  20. I love you a waffle lot. Vladislav Noseek/Shutterstock
  21. You’re my main squeeze. bhofack2/iStock
  22. I’m your biggest flan. Ray Gutierrez/Shutterstock
  23. You look radishing today. originalpunkt/Shutterstock
  24. You’re simply brew-tiful. Agnes Kantaruk/Shutterstock
  25. Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Stephanie Frey/Shutterstock
  26. Take another pizza my heart. Vima/iStock
  27. Thanks for pudding up with me. MSPhotographic/Shutterstock
  28. Donut ever leave. Pong Stocker/Shutterstock
  29. It was nice to meat you. gresei/Shutterstock
  30. I don’t carrot all what you think of me. infrontphoto/iStock
  31. Don’t go bacon my heart. Shutterstock
  32. Olive you so much. Kitreel/Shutterstock
  33. I like you a latte. Elena Veselova/Shutterstock
  34. You’re my jam. JoannaTkaczuk/Shutterstock
  35. Lime all yours. Rungsuriya Chareesri/Shutterstock
  36. In queso you didn’t know, you’re awesome. bhofack2/iStock
  37. I miss you, let’s ketchup soon. SSokolov/Shutterstock
  38. Words cannot express hummus I love you. etorres/Shutterstock
  39. Pie like you very much. bhofack2/iStock
  40. You’re such a weird dough. larisa Stefanjuk/Shutterstock
  41. You make me peel so good. Africa Studio/Shutterstock
  42. There’s a cereal killer on the loose. ifong/Shutterstock
  43. In pizza we crust. Brent Hofacker/Shutterstock
  44. We’re raisin the roof. Grossinger/Shutterstock
  45. I’m muffin without you. LCBallard/iStock
  46. Orange you happy to see me? cagkansayin / iStock
  47. I really value our friend chip. Christian Draghici/Shutterstock
  48. The boat has sprung a leek. Brent Hofacker/Shutterstock
  49. She was berried alive. anilakkus/iStock
  50. Pasta la vista, baby. Fudio/iStock
  51. You donut belong here. sara_winter/iStock
  52. Thyme is money. wmaster890 / iStock
  53. You’re shrimply the best. CGN089/Shutterstock
  54. Not all heroes wear crêpes. zefirchik06/iStock
  55. Don’t worry, pea happy. Brent Hofacker/Shutterstock
  56. I’m so egg-cited to see you. Thai Liang Lim/iStock
  57. I cannoli have eyes for you. Aleyna Rentz/Shutterstock
  58. Forgive me, I’m a little chai. Marina Bagrova/iStock
  59. Things are getting guacward. VDB Photos/Shutterstock
  60. Time to wok out. New Africa/Shutterstock
  61. Always take the path of yeast resistance. poomsak suwannasilp/Shutterstock
  62. I’m souper hungry right out. JeffKearney/iStock
  63. I’m kind of a big dill. Savany/iStock
  64. Udon even know me. Sheila Fitzgerald/Shutterstock
  65. You’re my best tea. Plateresca/iStock
  66. You’re s’mores than I could ask for. Robert Gubbins/Shutterstock
  67. You’re the apple of my pie. Irina Meliukh/ Shutterstock
  68. I’m so grapeful you’re in my life. 49pauly/iStock
  69. I’m soy into you. Mejini Neskah/Shutterstock
  70. It’s nacho your problem. 3523studio/Shutterstock
  71. I’m not yolking around. Kamal Iklil/Shutterstock
  72. Honey, let’s date. Fascinadora/Shutterstock
  73. Muffin compares to you. Charles Brutlag / Shutterstock
  74. Don’t be so melon-coly. Tuzemka/Shutterstock
  75. Salami get this straight… Kordin Viacheslav/Shutterstock
  76. We’re a matcha made in heaven. Arx0nt/iStock
  77. Being without you is the wurst. BooostedAWD/iStock
  78. Hugs and quiches. bhofack2/iStock
  79. I yam so thankful for our friendship. Brent Hofacker / Shutterstock
  80. Curry home, I miss you. Jirakan/Shutterstock

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